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Monday, August 15, 2011

Conversations with Calliope - Part V


Calliope: so, i weigh 102.6 today

Me:  That is so ridiculous.
Me: That's not a valid weight. That's, like, a fever statistic.

C: i should keep looking for apartments, seriously
C: i lost 3 pounds in 3 days
C:  "what diet are you on?" "oh, the homeless diet."

 

4 comments:

  1. The homeless diet doesn't always work in your favor.

    I've been on it for the past 8 months and I've gained 3 kilos!

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  2. Oye being at your parents' place does NOT qualify you as homeless! Just incarcerated :-D

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  3. Awesome!!!!

    LOL(major) :D

    I think the next time a person goes obese, you should suggest him to sell his house and look for a new one :)

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