Saturday, May 26, 2012
Conversation with ultrasound specialist while she was scanning my throat.
Her: Your thyroid is fine. See? Left chamber - no abnormalities. Right chamber - nothing.
Me: But doctor, I've noticed that the size of my neck has suddenly increased over the last few years. If it's not the thyroid, what could it be?
Friday, May 25, 2012
Conversation with a very awake toddler, very late at night.
Solom: Where's DADA?
Me: Betay he's run away.
Solom: Where's BABA?
Me: He's run away too.
Solom: I think everyone's run away.
Solom: I think everyone's run away from MAMA!
Wednesday, May 16, 2012
Watching 'Tangled' with Solom. Evil witch falls out of tower window.
Solom: LOOK MAMA AT WITCH, HE IS FALLING!!!!!
Me: She, not he.
Solom: SHE NAUGHTY.
Solom: HE NAUGHTY.
Me: I give up.
Solom: He is very naughty witch, Mama. He is very dirty and dusty. Bad witch.