So my husband and I were sitting at the dinner table this evening, discussing plans for his parents' visit in February.
Azfar: Abbu will be here for a week, but Ammi will stay a bit.
Me (munching on mixed bhaaji): Cool. How long is she coming for?
A: She'll stay for a bit longer.
Me (munching slowing down): As in, how much longer?
A: Three months...
Me (potato falling out of mouth): THREE MONTHS??!!!
A: ... ah sorry, three weeks.
A: So much for the loving, affectionate daughter-in-law!