Calliope: why don't you start blogging?
Me: Because it would be a boring as HELL, completely self-absorbed load of crock and no one will want to read it.
C: i'll read it
Me: I have nothing intelligent to say anymore, another thing I hold against my child.
C: it can have pictures
C: it can be about afia and solom taking on texas
Me: The only way in which I've taken on Texas is to install a Muslim shower next to the commode.
C: i have a lota
Me: Yeah, the rest of the bathrooms have lotas.
C: my favorite part of going home is reaching the dubai airport and rediscovering muslim showers
Me: I SWEAR.
Me: It's SUCH a relief.
C: it's ALWAYS a pleasant surprise
C: "hello, old friend, i just realized how much i've missed you"