Calliope: i want a daughter
C: i'll die if i dont have a girl
Me: Okay. But keep in mind that you could die of plenty of other things associated with having kids, regardless of the sex.
Me: Even if you make it through the pregnancy and deliver, the post-delivery period will probably kill you. If not, the first year of motherhood probably will.
Me: And if you make it through THAT, wait for the teenage years.
C: im hoping i'll make enough money to be able to afford all the help i need to keep me calm
Me: Calm mothers are LIARS.
Me: Are you a LIAR?
Me: ARE YOU?
Me: Say 'no' once more... it'll add a nice, even tone to the conversation.