Zain, directing a flashlight at me and hopping around: Shoo! Shoo! Shoo shoo shoo shoo! Me: What are you doing? Zain: I'm shooting you, bad guy. Me: You're saying, "SHOOT SHOOT SHOOT"?? Zain: Yeees! Shoo! Shoo! Shoo! Me: Stop that and leave the room right now! Zain, exiting room with satisfied expression: SHOOTEN!