You only hear what you wanna hear
Watching 'Tangled' with Solom. Evil witch falls out of tower window.
Solom: LOOK MAMA AT WITCH, HE IS FALLING!!!!!
Me: She, not he.
Solom: SHE NAUGHTY.
Me: Noooo!!!!!
Solom: HE NAUGHTY.
Me: I give up.
Solom: He is very naughty witch, Mama. He is very dirty and dusty. Bad witch.
I made a snowman once and named it "Its." And instead of a carrot, I used a wormhole to the Arctic tundra.
ReplyDeleteIn its nose, Its knows it snows.
Its, my friend. Its's my friend?
DeleteIts gained consciousness a few days later, built another snowman and called it "He." As a prank and a joke, Its twisted He's wormhole into many knots and connected it to Antarctica. As a result, Its got a severe cold and flu.
DeleteIts' nose's snotty, Its knows it's naughty, its snow's knotty, and Its knows it's not He.
Its is blowing my mind right now. In a short circuiting kind of way.
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