Calliope: so, i weigh 102.6 today
Me: That is so ridiculous.
Me: That's not a valid weight. That's, like, a fever statistic.
C: i should keep looking for apartments, seriously
C: i lost 3 pounds in 3 days
C: "what diet are you on?" "oh, the homeless diet."
The homeless diet doesn't always work in your favor.
ReplyDeleteI've been on it for the past 8 months and I've gained 3 kilos!
Oye being at your parents' place does NOT qualify you as homeless! Just incarcerated :-D
ReplyDeleteIs this Shehla?
ReplyDeleteAwesome!!!!
ReplyDeleteLOL(major) :D
I think the next time a person goes obese, you should suggest him to sell his house and look for a new one :)